Classic Broken English Baseball Cap
Classic Broken English Baseball Cap is a better term than what they’re also known as. They’re not really "Dad hats" because Broken English isn’t just for Dads, but all people. This one’s got a low profile with an adjustable strap and curved visor.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Head circumference: 20 ½″–21 ⅝″ (50.8 cm–53.3 cm)
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
Ah, the magnificent classic Broken English Baseball Cap. A sartorial wonder that rivals even the most intricate of slowly crafted couture creations. It is the pinnacle of fashion, an accessory that transcends time and trends, and its rich history is as fascinating as the glare it was originally meant to shield one’s eyes from.
Ye olde legend has it that the classic Broken English Baseball Cap was invented by a prescient visionary who found himself squinting under the blinding sun while watching a game of, you guessed it, football. With a stroke of genius he thought, “Why not fashion a contraption that combines a shade and a great logo?” And thus, the Classic Broken English Baseball Cap was born.
Crafted from the finest blend of synthetic fabrics known to humanity, this extraordinary headgear boasts a wide brim that is perfectly engineered to obstruct your peripheral vision at crucial moments. Need to catch a glimpse of that oncoming ball? Not on our watch. The Classic Broken English Baseball Cap ensures that you have the exhilarating experience of a full-on neck twist as you crane your neck to see what’s happening.
The crown of the cap features an ingenious structure that traps heat like a sauna, allowing your scalp not to experience the full effects of summer’s scorch. The true pièce de résistance lies in the adjustable strap at the back, which showcases the pinnacle of engineering. With its complex labyrinth of buckles and clasps, this marvel of modern design will have you spending countless hours struggling to find the perfect fit.
Imagine the joy of fumbling with the strap, tugging it to its utmost limit, only to have it snap back and give you a perfectly symmetrical headache-inducing tension.
Let us not forget the crowning glory of the Classic Broken English Baseball Cap—the BEF logo that adorns the front. With its bold, vibrant colors and meticulously embroidered details, it screams, “I am a fan!” for all to see. It is a surefire conversation starter, as people will undoubtedly ask you which indie film company you support, giving you an opportunity to engage in a riveting discussion about a topic you may not care about.
If you seek an accessory that combines the elegance of a blindfold with the discomfort of a sauna and the intellectual stimulation of discussing film, look no further. It is a fashion marvel that will leave you breathless, both from its sheer beauty and its ability to cut off oxygen circulation to your brain. Truly, it is a must-have for the daring and the fashionably ironic.